Beans is bye-bye.

Beans left me. I’m trying to deal with this somewhat amicable separation peacefully. With breakups, I never look back but I might have to make an exception in this case.

We gutted her cubicle yesterday morning. No, her body wasn’t even cold yet. I confess my total hoard:

4 – unopened Post-it notepads
1 - handful of rubber bands (if I hadn’t shot most of mine at her purple balloon while she was here, I probably wouldn’t need them.)
9 – white imprinted envelopes
2 – boxes of black ink pens (V took one & I took one)

The girl didn’t leave much to steal. And she left on Friday without officially saying goodbye because God forbid, I had to take my LUNCH to pick up her 'going away gift' at the same time that she was approved to sneak out early. Skank.

Beans loves her new home. I wish her bright light, plenty of snacks, and pray her new plant lives through the cold months and her neglect.