It happum on one ah dem Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Days. Now dat's the kinda day where you can't opem yo mouf widout a song jumpin right out of it!

From: Bella
Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 4:54 PM
To: Beans
Subject: How do I tell him that I don't have unresolved Daddy/runaway slave issues?

Uncle Remus said he'd call me back and didn't leave a number. I was so shocked that he called me under that context - I really didn't get that dirty old man vibe from him at all. I was just being friendly. This is why I usually don't talk to strangers unless I've been drinking.

Phone convo…………………………...

Briar Rabbit: [INSERT PHONE GREETING HERE]
Uncle Remus: "Hello?"
Briar Rabbit: "How can I help you?" [automatic recognition]
Uncle Remus: "Hi this is Harold, I just met you earlier in the Doctor's office?"
Briar Rabbit: "Oh…. Hello. How can I help you."
Uncle Remus: "I was just dreamin about those beautiful eyes"
[sounds like he was driving???]
Briar Rabbit: "Huh?"
Uncle Remus: "I just wanted to call and say it was really nice to meet you."
Briar Rabbit: "Nice meeting you too. Is there something I can help you with?"
Uncle Remus: "Well I just wanted to see if maybe you would be free for lunch…"
Briar Rabbit: "Uhhh…."
Uncle Remus: "Well not anytime soon, I'm just sooo busy."
[um, weren't you just asking me about employment?]
Briar Rabbit: "Uhh, I don't know."
Uncle Remus: "Well how about I give you a call back sometime?"
Briar Rabbit: [very uneasy] "OK....?"
Uncle Remus: "Great, talk to you later."
Briar Rabbit: Take care [hanging up]
Uncle Remus: [still talking] "…all right, I..."
Briar Rabbit: CLICK

Ew. Eww. Ewww. I'll keep you posted.